I di-in't do nuthin' to yer windoe!

Look what he has done to our window! You can't even trust him for a second; you turn around to do something else, and the next thing you know, he has smashed, broken, burnt, eaten, destroyed or killed something. Just look at him. He has broken one of our windows, he managed to lose all of his hair, he's wearing a silly hat that isn't even his own, and now it seems that he has paid an entire fortune to undergo surgery to become a darn horse. -That must have been an awesome party last night, wasn't it? (Now he's just staring at me, and won't respond to what I'm saying)

*Tries to be more serious* I'm making a customised pony of the main character (my original character) from the stories that I write! I have to admit that this pony isn't finished yet (his jacket isn't finished either). He will get some hair on his head... maybe, sometime, I don't know. He isn't actually supposed to wear a silly, kinda feminine-looking hat, but I just thought that he looked so funny with the hat on, and it's just the right size for him... Now I have to think up a scenario where this character actually wears a hat like that one, it's just too funny for me to just ignore or forget the idea... But why would he even put it on in the first place?! I guess there's quite a lot of alcohol involved, but still, what would make him put on a hat like that one?

The pony used to be a Sweetheart Sister pony. Now it's a Violent Alcoholic Trigger-crazy Jerkass Brother pony.

What's that yeh sayin'? Violent Alcoholly Trigger-crazy Jerkarse Brotha ponney?! You forgot that I'm a heavy smoker! Don' forget that!

Note from RoguesAndGhosts (me): I didn't break the window myself just to take a funny photo of a half-finished customised pony next to it. Some stupid kids broke the window.